RANDOMS!!!!!!!!

• big ups to my 5 followers... i'll take care of yall as soon as i take over the world...
• white people aren't going to vote for Obama... even though some say that they are... they're gonna get in there... look around to make sure no one is watching... and hit the McCain button...
• i've been singing this song in my head for weeks... at the most inappropriate times... like when i'm in church... "BIG BOOTY HOES!!! HUMP WIT IT!" i know... i'm going to hell...
• i look at women's butt's... a lot... but i'm not gay...
• i think i was gay in my former life...
• i love you... there i said it... now can we both just stop bullshitting' and make this thing happen...
• don't you worry... bottom boo and i are going to kill him... we've already found a place for the body...
• every time i talk to you... that song "never can say goodbye" plays in my head... i mean i procrastinate on stuff... but this is taking it to a whooooooole different level...
• i hate talking to my fathers side of the family on the phone...
• the shower is my stage...
• sometimes i call people... and hope that i get their voicemail... cause i don't really want to talk to them... i just want the guilt to go away about not calling them...
• i don't like when my younger cousins try to get my parents attention... their MY parents... get your own... losers... (yep... i sure am an only child)
• i send you e-cards hoping they convey how i really feel about you...
• i enjoy pissing people off... helps re-confirm that they care about me...
• i'm only a cowboys fan cause my parents are redskins fans... i'm a rebel... but not without a cause...
• dallas sucks right now... yeah i said it...
• and no... i've never been to dallas... but you've never been to Jerusalem... and you're a fan of Jesus (i am too... He's super!)