over the summer... while i was at my muscle man's cookout (i misses him... he's in florida... but he's coming home for thanksgiving... and i'm gonna make him eat pie... no... not my apple pie.. real pie... i won't do him cause i don't want to mess up our friendship... any who) i met this guy... let's call him bacon... i shall call him bacon because a. he was fat... and b. he reminded me of a pig...
Bacon was on the phone attempting to convince some chick to meet him at muscle man's cookout... this girl had to be as dumb as a door nob... cause he was telling her all types of lies... like "i'm not with my girl no more (and he was, cause she has just left the cookout) ... i'm trying to be with you (no he's not... he just wants to bump uglies)" and "baby you're my everything (no... your his bussed baby... or however you spell it)..."
once he gets off the phone with her... he begins a dialog with one of his boys saying "this bitch is a dumb rolla" (for people that are not from da "area" a rolla is a ho) and he does all bitches like this... even his girl... he elaborated that "man she be trickin' on me... and i ain't doing shit for that ho... these bitches love me... but i don't love them... never..."
now... because i don't know how to keep my mouth shut when i'm suppose to... i interrupted his conversation and said... "so... i take it you don't like women..." he then looked at me and said... "ms. lady... did you not just here what i said... i love women..." i then corrected him by saying... "no... you like to fuck women... you like to make women feel stupid... but you do not like women... because men who like women don't brag about dogging them out... especially good women (his girlfriend is very sweet... just blind as hell... but we've all been there before) ... but you do like the fellas... cause you've high fived nigga in here... leave some for me!"
his boy even had to recognize i was right...
if a girl is a ho... treat her accordingly...
and if she's a queen... give her the same regard
Nola*
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I was wondering if you were going to post today.I'm at work refusing to work and surfing the net. Your appraisal of bacon is correct.He does not like women. What's so bad about it is I bet he's a mama's boy still sucking on the tit.
Gloria Steinem said it best "Women raise their daughters and love their sons". Sorry arse men get so used to this "love" that they begin to think that all women are supposed to treat them like their mothers...no sir!
LOL... yeah... it was one of those days yesterday mrs. Mary... i just needed a small break...
as for Bacon... yeah... he's sooo hanging from his mom's nipple... and still lives in her house... and drives her car... and she pays for his gas... sad... i know...
Nola*
i heard that! i hope bacon really takes what u said to heart...well eventually anyway. arent we all too old to be playing hs games?
LOL @ the name bacon.
But very well put! I'm sure he won't change his ways but you for sure put something on his mind at least for that time being.
Well said, well said. *applause*. You can tell that he is a mama's boy because if he really thought he was all that, and all women were hos that deserve no respect he probably would have tried to talk shit to you after you said what you said.
Enjoy your weekend!
Sounds a bit misogynistic (however you spell it) to me. Guess "Bacon" ain't satisfied until he comes across the wrong one, and all his ish is exposed or worse. It's good that you said what you said to him, but hopefully one of his boys will really help you send the message home. Otherwise, it's in one ear and out the other.
i won't do him cause i don't want to mess up our friendship... any who)
Why do chicks always pass on the dudes that they should give the time of day. Your man SHOULD be your friend. SMH
Hate to be so forward on my first time through, but it's a character flaw - I'm always straight, no chaser.
Oh, and that was proper what you told your boy Bacon. He probably thinks he's the man cause he's hitting skins, but really, he sounds like a sucker to me.
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