this is the type of daddy i have!

sorry it's been a minute guys... i've been working like a slave... but i'll be back next week...

love me some Jamie and some Yezzy...

i love assholes... they just do something to me...

it's the little things...

i got this email from Texas today...

Hey Tiff. Hope your day is going well and your working on being nicer at the job like you said. I was just thinking about you and wanted to say wassup...i'll ttyl.

and if the biggest red kool aid smile didn't come across my face...

it's making me tear up how much i love this dude... i mean... it's kinda steamy in hear... cause thugs don't cry...

count down begins...

got inspired by my muze to write this blog... she's freakin great...

things you wish you could say to 10 different people:

-when i saw u this summer... you lost a bunch of weight... and when i saw u this winter... you gained it all back... so no... we can't hook up "real soon"... i'm shallow... don't judge me...

-u must have lost your got damn mind... that not even a reasonable request... and fuck as naw i'm not paying for that bullshit...

-ur an asshole... and i hope u get what's coming to you... thank God i only have to work for u for a few more weeks... and after that... i'm moving upward and onward... and there's nothing you can do about it... btw... your not white... you Iraqi... no matter what position u hold white people will always see u as a sand nigga... get over it... (they're just not gonna tell you that cause they think you might blow up some shit...)

-take care of your kids and stop putting them off on other people... and stop bitchin about paying child support...

-i like spending time with you... but that's about it...

-i'm really glad we became friends... u freakin rock out... ur a total stuck up bitch... just like me... and u kinda let me know it's ok to be like that... sometimes... lol

-please stop calling me during the day... the only times it is acceptable for you to call is friday or saturday... after 10 pm... u are a jump off... please know your role...

-dear cowboys... fuck u... and... i wish i would have had a chance to say goodbye before you went to the "A"... but don't u worry... i'll be down there this summer... hell yeah i'd fly down there to tap that...

-yes... i have gained a little weight since high school... and you've developed a crack habit...

-i got u a Christmas gift because i wanted to... and yes... i knew u couldn't afford to get me one... but the look on your face when i gave it to you was the best gift i've got this year... i love u... don't ever put a value on what we have...

things about yourself:

-i have serious commitment issues... and i'm not sure if i'll ever resolve them...

-i procrastinate on things that i should take care of right away... except for things that have to deal with my health... and my blog...

-i have an unhealthy obsession with Tristen Wilds... i don't care how old he is...

-the only person i really like at my church is the pastor... he's the only one who doesn't judge me about my views on religion...

-i love kids... as long as i can give them back... and yes i do happen to be good with kids... and no... i don't want to baby sit your little evil as gremlins... if i wanted to watch some kids... i'd have one or two...

-i'd honestly cry more if my dog die... than if someone on my fathers side would... i don't like those fuckers... (but i love my daddy!)

-i'm a sleep farter...

-i love to dance around in my underwear... and sing in my hairbrush...

ways to win your heart:

-love and respect your mother...

-if you have kids... love and respect your child's mother... i don't care how difficult she is...

-love me for who i am...

-always be fair to me... no matter how much it hurts...

-make me laugh...

-have an education... and at least a college degree (or be in the process of getting one...)

-have a clean house...

-be able to cook (or at least want to learn how to cook...)

things that cross your mind often:

-why is it so hard to say i love u to someone... but so easy to say i hate you...

-why the fuck to people eat McDonald's... that is the most unhealthy shit in the world... watch SUPER SIZE ME...

-would my life be different if i had grandparents???

-why do people put so much into religion... instead of putting effort into bettering the lives of other people...

-why do artist like Common and Talib Kweli get set to the back burner... while fack ass lame marc-ass buster... ass munching... turd fuckers... like 50 cent get major play on the radio...

-i'm in love with Nas... and Common... and Pharrell...

-i pooted... hope no one smelled it... and if they did... i'm gonna blame it on my manager...

things you do before you go to sleep:

-pray (well at least i try to...)

-get a glass of tea with cream and honey...

-talk to either... the Jewel... Texas Ranger... Young Boy... or Nice look Ne-Yo...

-watch Adult Swim...

-sing love songs... and think about Texas Ranger...

-take a bubble bath...

people you couldn't live without:

-mommy

-daddy

-bestie

-bottom boo

-and maybe Texas...

things you're wearing right now:

-Joe's Jeans...

-Tiffany & Co Bracelet...

-the hand me down diamonds my mother gave me...

-Rosebud Strawberry Lip Balm...

songs that fit your life perfectly:

-Frontin' by Pharrell Williams...

-Amazing Love by Luther Vandross

-Didn't Cha Know by Erykah Badu

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things you want to do before you die:

-visit Africa

-get married... (these aren't the most important things i want to do before i die though...)

confession:

-hmmmmm... i hate my body sometimes...

super model documentary hour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when i get bored i tend to take pictures of myself... well that and... shop... call up jump offs... and think of ways to annoy bestie... i loves her soooo BTW... enjoysssssssssssssssssss...

dear disney, thanks for helping me understand the birth control is an essential part of my life...

disney was a freakin blast... i got to kick it with my little cousins... (their like 3, or 9, or 1... or something like that...) but their like the coolest kids ever... and bad as fuck... but their funny... and my rule is... if it's funny... you can get away with it...

here are the pics... enjoysssssssssssssssssssssssssss

looking out of my hotel... freaking great...

best breakfast ever!!!

most racist shit i've ever seen... but it was pretty funny...

EPCOT!!!! the famous ball!!!

JELLYFISH!!!

ah... it's a fish... i think...

tree of life... it's actually a fake tree... some ole bullshit right...

FRESH PEANUT STUFF THAT WILL FUCK UP YO TEETH!!!

EPCOT AT NIGHT!

HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!

Sorry it's been a minuto follks... had to take a vacaaaaation... i'll have details manana... for now... here's some unreleased Kanyeeeeeezeeeeee.... fuck with it...