organized randoms... (tellum how u feel tuesday)

on being in love with one person:

• it's complicated as hell... i didn't have to worry about all these weird feeling when i was single...
• i find myself randomly bringing him up in conversations... missing him when he's only been gone from my presence less than 5 minutes... and writing his name over and over again in meetings...
• how the hell is he able to make me upset over stupid shit... one time... i said that PG girls are the prettiest girl in the metro area... he said NOVA girls were... I cursed him out... cried... and had an attitude for 3 days...
• i love having only one man in my life... cause i don't have to lie... or try to figure out who gave me an STD...

on annoying ass co-workers:

• Don... this man smacks food... tries to hold conversations with me when he CLEARLY SEES me eating... and tries to take credit for everything that is done in the world... he once said that he met President Obama and inspired him to run for office... really... i'm not lying...
• Cynthia... this mustache wearing bitch gets on my last damn nerves... this chick constantly looks at everything i wear to work... and then criticises it... bitch... worry more about getting the lip waxed and less about my Pandora Charm bracelet/necklace...
• Trash guy... I don't know u... stop acting like you know me... trying to carry on meaningless conversation is dumb... you're only going to be talking to the back of my head... empty my trash and keep it moving...
• mail guy... refer to trash guy... give me my mail... and keep it moving...
• fat old bitter bitches in my building... i cannot help it that you're office crush has the hots for me... i'm 26... this is my "hey day" yours has passed... get over it...
• guards... please stop randomly stopping my car cause you want to see my legs... it was cute the first 20 times you did it... not it's just making me late for work...

on my parents:

• dad... stop getting mad because i've become just like you... we're assholes... and it take a certain type of person to put up with us...
• mom... thanks for being the certain type of person that puts up with us...
  

on friends:

• Yani and i don't talk as much as we use to... but we're always gonna be best friends... we're at different places in our lives... she's a mom... i'm not... even though it's a small change... it's impacted our relationship... but there nothing that i wouldn't do for her... and vice versa...
• Dee Dee... i would have never thought we would be this close... you're amazing... don't change...
• PJezzy... you're my ATL shorty... and no matter how far you go i'll always be you pretty girl county buddy... stop boning strippers... that's how you get worms...
• Tweezy... ur my messy little hoe face... stop boning girls you pick up at the club... that's how you get herpes... and worms... and their boyfriend who gave them both knocking at ur door at 3:30am... (true story... I was on the phone with him when it happened...)
• Rob... i love u sooo... i'm gonna have to send you a bill because if it wasn't for you i would have drove NyJuan crazy... either that or killed him... lol... i'll fly to Florida anytime and check a bitch for you..

on my blog:

• i blog when i want... and i wanted to blog today... hope you enjoyeddddddddddddddd... lol

Nola*

3 things... (tellum how u feel tuesday)

(posted this one facebook...) Since I have a blog (holla at me for the url... lol) I rarely write notes on facebook anymore... but I've decided to post this one to the book as an ode to one of the favorite bloggers... Don... aka...Minus the bars... enjoyssssssssssssssssssssssssssss....

3 things that scare me:
1. not knowing what people i love really think about me...
2. loosing a loved one
3. clowns... (don't u dare judge me... those things aren't right...)

3 people that make me laugh
1. My dad (he gets funnier the older he gets...)
2. Deanna... she's so pretty (inside jk)
3. The boyfriend... He's funny... LOOKIN'! LOL!

3 things I love
1. SUSHI!
2. My gucci bag
3. A hot shower after a good workout...

3 people I love... it's more than 3... but whatevs
1. My parents... they're amazing... (and they're mine! get ur own! cause i'm not sharing... so don't be telling me that's like ur play mother/father... it's not... get over it... and get ur own... and yes... i am an only child... don't judge me...)
2. My close girlfriend/ guy friends (Yani, Tish, Nicole, Deanna, Jen, Robbie, Horace, and Danny there's more... just can't name u all! lol!)
3. The Boo thang... lol

3 things I hate
1. When I'm not acknowledge...
2. Cats... they're sneaky and they lick the butter...
3. Not having clarity in situations...

3 things I don't understand
1. Toll roads... they suck...
2. Why people watch BET... it's retarded... and bootleg as heck...
3. Starbucks... we're in America... why do i have to order stuff in a different language... i don't want a friggin tall! I want a small... jerks...

3 sayings that stay coming from my mouth
1. I want you to do what you want to do... don't do me any favors...
2. WHAT UP PLAYA!
3. What you want to eat?

3 things I am doing right now
1. Typing...
2. missing my friends... and boo thang...
3. Wondering who drank all of my Smarter Water... i sure was thirsty...

3 things I want to do before I die
1. Get married and have kids...
2. Eat Sushi in Japan
3. Eat a golden watermelon... (they have them only 2 weeks out of each year... they're pretty good so i hear...)

3 things I cannot do
1. Let someone put their hands on me...
2. Give an apology if I don't mean it...
3. Say I honestly like friend chicken... (i'm a baked kinda girl...)

3 things I think u should listen to
1. Someone who's been divorced...
2. Someone who's been HAPPILY married for over 20 years...
3. Someone on their death bed...

3 things I think u should never listen to
1.A dog that brings a bone...
2. A guy that wears a pinky ring... they're sleazy to me...
3. A woman who is single... that wants to give u advice on how to keep a man...

3 things I could watch all day
1. Law and Order SVU (i've done it before too!)
2. My godsons sleep
3. My boo thang smile... lol... it never gets old to me...

3 things that I could do all day
1. Hang with the girls!
2. Spoon with the boo thang... lol
3. Sit out at my pond...

tellum how you feel tuesday....

i know... it's wednsday... i meant to post this last night... but Nyquil took over... that stuff is amazing...

let's get to it... cause i need to vent...

• there are days where i miss my x (Drew) not the relationship... but just my friend... we talked everyday for 6 years... and now... well... we might only talk once or twice a month... there are days where i just want my friend back... but i understand that things can't and won't go back to being the same...
• i don't have ugly friends... i know... sounds mean... but i don't... all of my friends are dimes or better... and they also have to have great personalities... don't judge me...
• i prayed that i would win the lottery... just so i can drive to bethesda and slap the shit out of this fire crotch bitch... that tried to get me fired... but she's actually about to get walked out the door... so i got the last laugh...
• i need to get laid this weekend... i'm talking about a serious thrashin' ... and i plan on doin so... bow chika bow bow...
• the women that work in my building suck... accept for like 3...
• i falling in love with someone... and i'm now totally confused about how i feel because another factor has now been added to the mix... i just need clarity... now... right the fuck now...
• i also have a bad gut feeling about the person i'm falling for... my gut has been wrong before... but i just don't know... sucks... major...

that's all for now...

Nola*

it's just one of those weeks... (tell um how you feel tues.)

for some reason... i've been moody all week... i mean... nothing is going on in particular... but everyone... and everything is BLOWING ME!!!!





these bitches in my office talk to damn much... about meaningless shit... it's like they don't even take a breath... then they always ask... "why are you so quiet..." i don't like you... i think your lame... you talk about shit i can't relate to... i don't really care about what you have to say... all i want to do is come to work... work hard at looking like i'm working hard... when really i aint doin shit... and go home... but no... i can't do that... i have to listen to your bullshit about your roommate... and you bitch ass boyfriend who won't stand up to you (i'm almost positive he has a vagina)... i just DON'T FUCKIN CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY!!!!!!



sorry... i had to get that off my chest... these hoes in here are about to drive me crazy... they should write a blog... instead of talking to me...



you know what else gets on my nerves... people that speed to work... why? WHY? MUTHA FUCKA WHY?!?!?!



if i'm late to work... i'm just gonna be late... (i'm late everyday... it's my way of sticking it to the man...) why the hell would i speed and damn near get in an accident to go to a place i don't even want to be... if i'm gonna wreck my car... it's gonna be because i'm going to a party... to make some bad decisions... or for a booty call...



i hate... HATE dirty old men... and there are a bunch of them in my office... always asking... "why don't you ever say hi to me..." because your old... and you have worms... and you're gonna try to give them to me... that's why... you sick son of a bitch... you have a grandchild my age... so why the fuck are you asking me to lunch...

i'm gonna go drink some green tea... do some yoga... and look out my third eye...

actually... fuck all that son... i'm gonna put on some Wu-Tang... and hit a jay...

Nola*

RANDOMS!!!!!!!!

• big ups to my 5 followers... i'll take care of yall as soon as i take over the world...
• white people aren't going to vote for Obama... even though some say that they are... they're gonna get in there... look around to make sure no one is watching... and hit the McCain button...
• i've been singing this song in my head for weeks... at the most inappropriate times... like when i'm in church... "BIG BOOTY HOES!!! HUMP WIT IT!" i know... i'm going to hell...
• i look at women's butt's... a lot... but i'm not gay...
• i think i was gay in my former life...
• i love you... there i said it... now can we both just stop bullshitting' and make this thing happen...
• don't you worry... bottom boo and i are going to kill him... we've already found a place for the body...
• every time i talk to you... that song "never can say goodbye" plays in my head... i mean i procrastinate on stuff... but this is taking it to a whooooooole different level...
• i hate talking to my fathers side of the family on the phone...
• the shower is my stage...
• sometimes i call people... and hope that i get their voicemail... cause i don't really want to talk to them... i just want the guilt to go away about not calling them...
• i don't like when my younger cousins try to get my parents attention... their MY parents... get your own... losers... (yep... i sure am an only child)
• i send you e-cards hoping they convey how i really feel about you...
• i enjoy pissing people off... helps re-confirm that they care about me...
• i'm only a cowboys fan cause my parents are redskins fans... i'm a rebel... but not without a cause...
• dallas sucks right now... yeah i said it...
• and no... i've never been to dallas... but you've never been to Jerusalem... and you're a fan of Jesus (i am too... He's super!)

Randoms...

So it's like 8:14... Still have a mountain of work to do before my boss gets back... And guess how much I've done... You're so right... NOT A DAMN THING! I'm watching the Boondocks... Elevate your mind people!

• I don't like cats... they lick the butter and they're sneaky... plus you gotta put bells on them fuckers so you can hear when they're coming... you shouldn't buy a pet like that...



• Butt sex is not cool... It's an out hole... unless your a gay dude... then it's ok...



• Speaking of gay... Check out my homie Ray's Blue Juice!!!!! http://raysbleujuice.blogspot.com/ I soooo loves this dude...



• Sometimes... when people talk to me... I sing songs in my head... while they're talking... Like to hear it... hear it goes... (Sung to Stevie Wonders "Lately," Yes... the one Jo-Jo and K-C messed up...) I wish you would sooo shut the fuck up... Don't care bout your kids and how bad they are... Don't give a fuck about your looser brother... he's a cunt... oh oh oh... Far more frequently your talking to me... Can't you see I'm trying to watch Flavor of Love 3... But your mutha fuckin ass is still talking... (sidebar* my bad... this has gone on far enough)



• I love sushi... I'm gonna eat some on Friday...




• I don't like fried chicken... I'm not eating that on Friday...



• People keep asking me if I'm going to Homecoming (big ups to VSU)... I don't know anyone there... I'm not in a sorority... And I don't like crowds...

• I'm gonna really try to stay out of trouble this weekend... but for some odd reason... I know I am gonna succumb to some sort of foolishness... ah well... Se la vie...



• My parents are trying to put down my dog... Well my dad at least... he's bit him twice in the past week... He's such a sweet widdle doggie...

Til Next time...

Nola