RIP Amelio Estevez... We miss you Wayne...

Got trashed two days out of this long weekend... It was freaking great...

Sunday Morning my phone rings...

Me: Hello???
Jason: Hey Tiff, it's Jason...
Me: Oh... Hey... (I deleted his number like a year ago... and ignored his phone calls)
Him: Um... Do you still talk to Siyani?
Me: Ah... that's my best friend... I talk to her every day... (I'm a bitch as you all know)
Him: Oh yeah, well, I didn't want you to find out like this, but Wayne died last night around 8pm (I grab my chest... and felt bad about being a bitch for the first time in my life...)


Wayne... Wayneeee bear... Amelio Estevez... Those were his nicknames that bestie and I gave him....

I met Wayne a few summers ago... Bestie, Bottom Boo, and myself were head hunting (head hunting- the act of finding a cute guy with a bike) at the BLVD... I ran into guy named Jason... Long story short... I hit Jason up one day... told him I wanted to go for a ride... And needed to know if he had a friend for my friend... Wayne was the friend Jason brought for bestie...

That was a hell of a day... We started riding at 2... I think we ended around 8 or 9 that night... We went to Annapolis... Came back around my way to a cookout... Went to Chick-fil-A... and almost got shot, cause a fight popped off in the parking-lot... Good times...



After that I would always see him at the BLVD... with him and his "Biker Boys"... smallest of the crew... But the biggest personality of the bunch...

Bestie gave him the nickname Wayneeeeee Bear... Me... I called him Amelio Esteves... Just because he would button his top button on his shirts... and have it open at the bottom... You know... Like the Mexicans do...

So Wayne... Bestie, Bottom Boo, and myself... we miss you... Thanks for kicking it with us at bike week... Thanks for giving us the best ride we've ever had... And thanks for being you...

Love ya Amelio...

Tiffany*

I put weird stuff in my mouth...

For all of you that have you mind in the gutter... I'm referring to the weird food that I eat...

(BTW... as I type... I have a very hot guy re-installing a T.V. in my office... he has blue eyes and a cute butt... I know they say, "Once you go black you never go back... what about once you go white... Maybe once you go white you'll be aight??? Anywho... let's get it started...)

You know how they say... There are those to eat to live... and then there are those the live to eat...

Well I'm the latter of the two...

I'm a hugh food contisuer... I'll try anything once... (except for butt sex... and a threesome... and and sex with a goat... or a cat *they lick butter* or any animal for that matter... or with a girl *sorry ladies and fellas... I love men too much*... actually there's a whole list of things that I wouldn't try once... I'll write about that later... Anywho...)

So here's a few pics of the weird expensive crap I've eaten... And where you can't find this weird expensive crap...

This is the infamous... the delicious SEARED TUNA BENTO BOX... With some shrimp rolls on the side... So if yall are by the white house check out Teaism... The one on 8th street is my favi... Not to mention they have a beautiful koi pond on their lower level...

Next up... Ruth Chris!!!!

Believe it or not... This is a salad... A Blue Cheese Salad... Not to bad @ all... Thank God I didn't pick up the tab on this one... LOL!

Last... But not least... It's the tuna tar tar... or however you spell it... and that's a Quayle egg in the middle... Sooooo freaking good... I forgot the name of the resturant...

Swalla at ya later!

Nola

IT'S SUSHI FRIDAY!!!!!

CARBS LADIES AND GENTS!!!! AND YES!!!! I'M GONNA BE EATING THEM!!!!

IT IS OFFICIAL SUSHI FRIDAY!!!!!

Reunited and it taste sooooo goooooooood....

Falling in... And out of Love...

I love falling in love... Well... Maybe I love falling in... Infatuation...

You know... that first 4 hr talk on the phone..

1st time you spend with him at his house...

First hand hold...

First kiss...

First time you guys bump uglies...

I love all that...

Then... two weeks... two months... two years... later...

It's alllllll gone...

I always try to figure out why I loose site of a wonderful individual so quickly... Or why they loose site of me... so easily...

I hate fighting for people's attention... Therefore if I feel that I'm not getting yours... I'll give up... I'll stop answering phone calls... and if I do... I'll make an excuse for why I can't talk right now... or why I can't see you... I think I get over people to easily...

There are certain people that I miss from time to time...

Certain people that I wish I would have fought a little harder for... and I wish they would have fought a little harder for me...

So... if your reading this... just know... I do miss you from time to time... I see your calls... And when I see them, I smile... I don't answer cause... Well, cause I don't want to remind myself of you... Your voice... Your face... Your smell... I just want to see your missed call... Go into my call log... and delete you... Like you never happened... Like you were never apart of my life...

But truth be told... I can't do that... So if your reading this blog... (and I know your stalking ass is...) I do miss you... You cute crazy stalker you...

I'm outtie...

Nola...

Randoms...

So it's like 8:14... Still have a mountain of work to do before my boss gets back... And guess how much I've done... You're so right... NOT A DAMN THING! I'm watching the Boondocks... Elevate your mind people!

• I don't like cats... they lick the butter and they're sneaky... plus you gotta put bells on them fuckers so you can hear when they're coming... you shouldn't buy a pet like that...



• Butt sex is not cool... It's an out hole... unless your a gay dude... then it's ok...



• Speaking of gay... Check out my homie Ray's Blue Juice!!!!! http://raysbleujuice.blogspot.com/ I soooo loves this dude...



• Sometimes... when people talk to me... I sing songs in my head... while they're talking... Like to hear it... hear it goes... (Sung to Stevie Wonders "Lately," Yes... the one Jo-Jo and K-C messed up...) I wish you would sooo shut the fuck up... Don't care bout your kids and how bad they are... Don't give a fuck about your looser brother... he's a cunt... oh oh oh... Far more frequently your talking to me... Can't you see I'm trying to watch Flavor of Love 3... But your mutha fuckin ass is still talking... (sidebar* my bad... this has gone on far enough)



• I love sushi... I'm gonna eat some on Friday...




• I don't like fried chicken... I'm not eating that on Friday...



• People keep asking me if I'm going to Homecoming (big ups to VSU)... I don't know anyone there... I'm not in a sorority... And I don't like crowds...

• I'm gonna really try to stay out of trouble this weekend... but for some odd reason... I know I am gonna succumb to some sort of foolishness... ah well... Se la vie...



• My parents are trying to put down my dog... Well my dad at least... he's bit him twice in the past week... He's such a sweet widdle doggie...

Til Next time...

Nola

Evolve, Lauriol Plaza, And Love... DO NOT MIX!

It's Wednesday... I have to get some work done before my boss get back next Tuesday... So... I'm going to do the right thing... And put it off until next Monday... I procrastinate now... no reason to put it off until later???

Kicked it with the bestie this weekend... We've been friends for 10 years... Truth be told the only reason she's stayed friends with me for this long is because my parents are rich, and one day she knew they would buy me a convertible... She's a pirate hooker, but I love her soooooooo...

Any who...

For all that know me... I have the tolerance of Yorkie Puppy... So in God's name I have no clue why in the world I tried to follow her this weekend (follow- the act of mimicking a persons drink menu for the night). It all started at Evolve. The night started off normal... I had a Mojito (or however you spell that shit, looks like salad in a glass if you ask me... but it is pretty taste)... Bestie had... hmmm... what did bestie have???? More than likely it was Goose and Pineapple... She's a hoe... but classy... thus why I love her soooooooooo...

Then things got really weird... Some guy bought me a drink... then wanted to drink the drink that he bought me... Then instead of attempting to get my number... He offered me Hydro... I kindly declined... and then he said, "fuck you" and walked away...

This isn't even the kicker...

His wing man (I guess this was like his damage control publicist... you know all the celebs have one...) came over to me and was like... You know he's a good guy, he's just really drunk, and he could do a lot for you... (Sidebar* As far as money goes... Let's just say there's not much that someone could do for me... that I couldn't do for myself...) I laugh and modestly flash my rings... (Sidebar* I'm also a bit of a stuck-up bitch)

Next Stop... Lauriol Plaza

Bestie and I chill here for a sec... I meet Bestie new "friend" which just so happens to be her x-boyfriends... new girlfriend... She kinda cute... It's just the whole fucked up teeth and bad wig thing that messes the whole thing up for her... But she's nice... and I hug her... (I'm good at being fake to people I don't care about... It's a gift... and a curse...) We had a more drinks... ( I think I was on my 4th or 5th...)

So we thought lil snaggle tooth was gonna give us a ride... But she rolled out... So we had to walk from Lauriol... To the middle of Adams Morgan... (That bitch planned that shit... but whatever...)

Off to Love...

I hate Love... It's over-rated... And the drinks are over-priced and watered down... I know this because I had two while I was there... Any who... We meet Nelly... He's not that good looking... And No... His body is not all that... Bestie and I took a picture in him... He began to rush us... I reminded him that we are his fans... and that his album is not doing that well... So we can take all the time we want...

Got to the car... Barely... Some guy came up to my window and tried to book me... We were in a dark alley... and I was drunk... So I tried to give him my wallet, and began to screem... (I was sheltered as a child... One time someone asked me if I had a jack... I asked him was he trying to take my car... ture story... bestie was there...) Drove down the rode a piece... Made some really bad decisions... I ended up... in someones toilet... Bestie... Well... Bestie ended up... in a trick bag... I put her in it... But she got me drunk... So we're even... We'll not really... But that's why she loves me soooooooooo!

Peace, Love, And a bottle of Olive Oil (I don't use hair grease...)
Tiff-ity Split!

She's Gotta Have It... A Spike Lee Joint...

• I decided to delete my old blogs... except the one the meant the most to me... (How I lost the weight... Update... I've gained some of the weight back... so stay tuned for a How I lost the weight part duex)
  

A few weeks back I watch She's Gotta Have It, it's a Spike Lee Joint (I'm gonna go check out his new flick this weekend... And yes... I am accepting applications for potential dates now... Just know that these dates to include dinner... I don't eat Chicken or Beef... Or fast food... any who) The film was released in 1986. It's about a young woman who really knows and understands herself. She is unapologetic for the way she lives her life (she fucks and sucks whoever she damn well pleases...) She has a roster of three: The Play Toy, The Bank Roll, And the Main Joint. Long story short... These dudes all try to wife her... she ain't trying to hear it... She invites them all to her house for dinner... The main dude gives her an ultimatum... She tries the committed thing with him... It doesn't work out... She says fuck this corny shit IMMA DO ME...

Things I learned from this movie:

1. If you act like I boy... Guys like you more... And will do more to get your attention... (Trust... it works for me.)
2. Invite all of your hoes over for dinner... You'll get a good laugh out of it...

Nola