3 things... (tellum how u feel tuesday)

(posted this one facebook...) Since I have a blog (holla at me for the url... lol) I rarely write notes on facebook anymore... but I've decided to post this one to the book as an ode to one of the favorite bloggers... Don... aka...Minus the bars... enjoyssssssssssssssssssssssssssss....

3 things that scare me:
1. not knowing what people i love really think about me...
2. loosing a loved one
3. clowns... (don't u dare judge me... those things aren't right...)

3 people that make me laugh
1. My dad (he gets funnier the older he gets...)
2. Deanna... she's so pretty (inside jk)
3. The boyfriend... He's funny... LOOKIN'! LOL!

3 things I love
1. SUSHI!
2. My gucci bag
3. A hot shower after a good workout...

3 people I love... it's more than 3... but whatevs
1. My parents... they're amazing... (and they're mine! get ur own! cause i'm not sharing... so don't be telling me that's like ur play mother/father... it's not... get over it... and get ur own... and yes... i am an only child... don't judge me...)
2. My close girlfriend/ guy friends (Yani, Tish, Nicole, Deanna, Jen, Robbie, Horace, and Danny there's more... just can't name u all! lol!)
3. The Boo thang... lol

3 things I hate
1. When I'm not acknowledge...
2. Cats... they're sneaky and they lick the butter...
3. Not having clarity in situations...

3 things I don't understand
1. Toll roads... they suck...
2. Why people watch BET... it's retarded... and bootleg as heck...
3. Starbucks... we're in America... why do i have to order stuff in a different language... i don't want a friggin tall! I want a small... jerks...

3 sayings that stay coming from my mouth
1. I want you to do what you want to do... don't do me any favors...
2. WHAT UP PLAYA!
3. What you want to eat?

3 things I am doing right now
1. Typing...
2. missing my friends... and boo thang...
3. Wondering who drank all of my Smarter Water... i sure was thirsty...

3 things I want to do before I die
1. Get married and have kids...
2. Eat Sushi in Japan
3. Eat a golden watermelon... (they have them only 2 weeks out of each year... they're pretty good so i hear...)

3 things I cannot do
1. Let someone put their hands on me...
2. Give an apology if I don't mean it...
3. Say I honestly like friend chicken... (i'm a baked kinda girl...)

3 things I think u should listen to
1. Someone who's been divorced...
2. Someone who's been HAPPILY married for over 20 years...
3. Someone on their death bed...

3 things I think u should never listen to
1.A dog that brings a bone...
2. A guy that wears a pinky ring... they're sleazy to me...
3. A woman who is single... that wants to give u advice on how to keep a man...

3 things I could watch all day
1. Law and Order SVU (i've done it before too!)
2. My godsons sleep
3. My boo thang smile... lol... it never gets old to me...

3 things that I could do all day
1. Hang with the girls!
2. Spoon with the boo thang... lol
3. Sit out at my pond...

love the club... my size barbie... and the little penis...

pics shall be posted as soon as they come in...

*before i get this party started... i met a new guy this weekend... well... i met him about a year ago... but we exchanged numbers last week... and i likes... i really... really likes... he's sweet... we have GREAT conversation... he's a cop (well, that's not really a great thing... i do drugs... but not the hardcore ones... just the natural ones... but any who...) now to christen him with a nickname... i shall call him Ne-Yo... but he's a nice look Ne-Yo... not the balding one... now that's out the way... let's get to it*



Friday night... with that damn my size barbie...



let me give you the background on my size barbie... her and i went to college together... we ran in different circles... so we didn't speak to often... but two years after college... we started hanging out... now it's kinda hard to claim her as my "best friend" but i see us getting there... we relate on almost EVERYTHING... and she's super bousie (spell check that) just like me... any who...



barbie hits me up and wants to do dinner... so... we hit up my favorite spot... EVOLVE... barbie's home girl cupcake comes along with us (cupcake is a nice girl... just doesn't have much game when it comes to the fellas... but hey... she's cool beans...) we begin to eat... i get a cup of hot tea... it was fuckin FREEZING outside... barbie... get's a coke... cupcake... well that little hooker gets a STONG island... and when i say strong... i mean put some hair on your chest strong... and her little ass doesn't have a tolerance... and she starts embarrassing us at the bar... damn shame...

we then move onto to this little spot over in DuPont Circle... if you live in DC you know this is where all of the gays hang... which is cool... cause you're always gonna see some strange shit... now this is when i start getting drunk... and the following inappropriate statement comes out of my mouth... *sidebar... there was this gay bartender at the bar... he was talking about the O.J. case and said that he had it coming... mind you... O.J. did NOT go to jail for killing two white people... he got away with that... (yes... O.J. did it...) he went to jail cause he's a dumb ass... end sidebar*

i said the following... i don't know why white people are so made that he got away with killing two white people... ya'll have been lynching us for years... and yall got away with it... so we got two... ya'll got like a few million... slavery was a mo-fo...

i know... out of line... but he couldn't whoop me... so i can say what i want...

we then went to LOVE... now remember when i told yall i hate VIP sections of the club... well... guess were i found myself gallivanting... yep... in the VIP section of the club... and it was freakin awesome... got drunk... for free... and partied... for free... (barbie dates one of the owners...)

now here's where it all takes for the worse... we're leaving the club... barbie hits a curb... and gets two flats... luckily... a guy i use to talk to that went to college with me... was near by... and there was a 24hr tire place there as well... so we get two tires... and ole' boy winds up riding back to barbie's house with us... now i've never had sex with him for one reason... but at the time i couldn't remember why... but after we started kissin... i remembered... he had a little penis... a really little penis... i mean like toddler dick little penis... i told him i was tired... and then took my ass to bed... we woke up and i promised to call him later... which i didn't... cause i'm shallow... and i don't like toddler dick...

this is me... the morning after... not pretty...
Nola*

Monday Funny!!!!

people in my office are getting on my nerves...



i was at the game last night... didn't get in until 1am... had to be to work by 6am... and they keep askng me what's wrong... and that i look tired... i know i look tired... because i was the first person to see my face this morning... i wish they would do me a favor... and keep their observations to themselves... stupid doo doo heads...



i watched this to get a laugh...

i also wrote a letter to Texas Ranger... and told him how i felt... we had fun at the game... and now he knows i love him... and now i am going to hide under a rock... and avoid his phone calls... because i don't do well with situations i have no control over... and i'm a thug... and thugs run away from love...



Wu-Tang for life dunny...





Nola*

RANDOMS!!!!!!!!

*big up's to my readers!!!! i now have 7 minion followers... if that makes any sense... mrs. mary... sexy luv... 1/3... j-skittles... i have a sexy male stripper coming your way... well not you mrs. mary... i don't want your husband to get upset... so i'll send you a puppy... if you keep it alive for more than a 2 years... you can have a baby...*

• i'm listening to Wu-Tang today... and it makes me answer my phone at work like this: "ay yo... dis be yo girl t-bird... what's good dunny..." i'll be getting fired around 10:30...


• i still feel some type of way about taking down my blog... but it's cool... i guess


• listening to Wu-Tang make me want to do dangerous stuff... like run with scissors...


• why the hell do people hold out their hands when they see you with an arm full of food... talking bout some, "is that for me?! thank you!!!!" no bitch... it's not for you... now open the damn door... moochin' ass masters...


• i'm going to be 24 for 9 more days...


• i was in the car with my mom the other day... it was 11 am... and she had liquor in her cup... i told her it was to early to drink... and she responded... "it's 2 pm somewhere in the world..."


• i'm going to the Cowboys vs. Redskins game this weekend with Texas Ranger... *sigh*


• Texas Ranger... I love you... and everyone on blogspot knows it... but i'll never tell you... cause i'm a thug... and a punk...


• i'm eating sushi today with my best friend Marcus!!!!!


• and this guy has one more time to smile at me... before i tackle him with kisses... walking around here all fine and stuff... HE KNOW he look good... always coming in my office... just to say hi... i got your hi for you... right here in my pants... wait... that was totally inappropriate...

Nola*

IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL DAY OF THE WEEEEEEK!!!!!!!

it's that time again!!!!!

best shirt ever!

I put weird stuff in my mouth...

For all of you that have you mind in the gutter... I'm referring to the weird food that I eat...

(BTW... as I type... I have a very hot guy re-installing a T.V. in my office... he has blue eyes and a cute butt... I know they say, "Once you go black you never go back... what about once you go white... Maybe once you go white you'll be aight??? Anywho... let's get it started...)

You know how they say... There are those to eat to live... and then there are those the live to eat...

Well I'm the latter of the two...

I'm a hugh food contisuer... I'll try anything once... (except for butt sex... and a threesome... and and sex with a goat... or a cat *they lick butter* or any animal for that matter... or with a girl *sorry ladies and fellas... I love men too much*... actually there's a whole list of things that I wouldn't try once... I'll write about that later... Anywho...)

So here's a few pics of the weird expensive crap I've eaten... And where you can't find this weird expensive crap...

This is the infamous... the delicious SEARED TUNA BENTO BOX... With some shrimp rolls on the side... So if yall are by the white house check out Teaism... The one on 8th street is my favi... Not to mention they have a beautiful koi pond on their lower level...

Next up... Ruth Chris!!!!

Believe it or not... This is a salad... A Blue Cheese Salad... Not to bad @ all... Thank God I didn't pick up the tab on this one... LOL!

Last... But not least... It's the tuna tar tar... or however you spell it... and that's a Quayle egg in the middle... Sooooo freaking good... I forgot the name of the resturant...

Swalla at ya later!

Nola

IT'S SUSHI FRIDAY!!!!!

CARBS LADIES AND GENTS!!!! AND YES!!!! I'M GONNA BE EATING THEM!!!!

IT IS OFFICIAL SUSHI FRIDAY!!!!!

Reunited and it taste sooooo goooooooood....