stop being happy and get in here and be miserable!

have you ever ran into someone that is just tooooooo freaking happy????

i mean... like ball of sunshine... Disney special... everything is great with the world type happy...

almost to the point that it annoys you... well... i ran into a guy like that a little while ago...

i digress...

went to spin class the other day... i was late... so i didn't get the bike that i wanted to... and most of the bikes

were taken... but luckily the instructor gave me hers... and put me right in front of the big ol' bundle of happy

named Jerry...

Jerry is about 5'5... pretty smile... even though he has braces... and just full of life... clapping his hands to the

music... constantly encourage those around him... even though he didn't know them... and just being...

happy... toooo freakin happy...

now at first i was pretty annoyed... cause i was having a bad day and didn't understand why the

hell he was so

happy that he wasn't being miserable like myself...

then i thought... he probably had a bad day... but he is choosing to be happy... so instead of taking my happy

antibiotics... i decided to let him cough a bunch of happy on me... and caught his happy bug...

and it feels pretty good...

Nola*

nigga... don't insult my smartness...

hey guys... i'm going to the happiest place on earth for Christmas (Disney)... and it's gonna be a blast... cause my baby cousins are gonna be there... and they freakin rock... not to mention they further help me realize that i will continue to put a ring in my cooter (birth control)... i mean... i love kids... as long as i can give them back...

so lets get to it...

so... i went to visit my friend Weaver the other day... i've known his since high school... good lookin dude... pretty nice place... ok car... NO FUCKIN GAME!!!!

after chillin at Weaver's apt for a while... i had to go potty (#1... i can only take a shit at a dudes house after i've known them for two years... weird... i know...) i handle my biz... wash my hands... grab a paper towel and dry my hands... and then proceed to put the paper towel in the trash can... (now his trash can was damn near empty... mind you...) and what do i see... to my surprise... a big ole' magnum condom... i laugh and shake my head and walk out the bathroom...

i walk over to Weaver and say... "looks like somebody got lucky last night..." he looked at me confused... i then said... "there's a magnum condom in your trash can..." and you know what this nigga says... "ah... man, that's my cousins..." smh... this nigga lives in a one bedroom... one bathroom apt... really... i mean... i really could care less that you're fuckin someone else... i mean... as you all know... i have a team... and some of them have had the pleasure... if you know what i mean (i hate when i rhyme...) i was like "Boo it's cool... you're using rubbers... that's all that matters..." LMAO... he was like, "i'm serious... he (his cousin) did her on the floor!" i was like... "NIGGA DON'T INSULT MY SMARTNESS!!!"

like my man Riley says... game Recognize game

Monday Funny!!!!

people in my office are getting on my nerves...



i was at the game last night... didn't get in until 1am... had to be to work by 6am... and they keep askng me what's wrong... and that i look tired... i know i look tired... because i was the first person to see my face this morning... i wish they would do me a favor... and keep their observations to themselves... stupid doo doo heads...



i watched this to get a laugh...

i also wrote a letter to Texas Ranger... and told him how i felt... we had fun at the game... and now he knows i love him... and now i am going to hide under a rock... and avoid his phone calls... because i don't do well with situations i have no control over... and i'm a thug... and thugs run away from love...



Wu-Tang for life dunny...





Nola*

RANDOMS!!!!!!!!

*big up's to my readers!!!! i now have 7 minion followers... if that makes any sense... mrs. mary... sexy luv... 1/3... j-skittles... i have a sexy male stripper coming your way... well not you mrs. mary... i don't want your husband to get upset... so i'll send you a puppy... if you keep it alive for more than a 2 years... you can have a baby...*

• i'm listening to Wu-Tang today... and it makes me answer my phone at work like this: "ay yo... dis be yo girl t-bird... what's good dunny..." i'll be getting fired around 10:30...


• i still feel some type of way about taking down my blog... but it's cool... i guess


• listening to Wu-Tang make me want to do dangerous stuff... like run with scissors...


• why the hell do people hold out their hands when they see you with an arm full of food... talking bout some, "is that for me?! thank you!!!!" no bitch... it's not for you... now open the damn door... moochin' ass masters...


• i'm going to be 24 for 9 more days...


• i was in the car with my mom the other day... it was 11 am... and she had liquor in her cup... i told her it was to early to drink... and she responded... "it's 2 pm somewhere in the world..."


• i'm going to the Cowboys vs. Redskins game this weekend with Texas Ranger... *sigh*


• Texas Ranger... I love you... and everyone on blogspot knows it... but i'll never tell you... cause i'm a thug... and a punk...


• i'm eating sushi today with my best friend Marcus!!!!!


• and this guy has one more time to smile at me... before i tackle him with kisses... walking around here all fine and stuff... HE KNOW he look good... always coming in my office... just to say hi... i got your hi for you... right here in my pants... wait... that was totally inappropriate...

Nola*

for my thick girls!

the guys love my figure... cause i'm got that thickness thang thang going on...

but sometimes i feel insecure about my thickness... and when i do... i watch this...

gotta love it...

*sigh*

breaking up sucks...

hypothetical situation...

i have someone... but i know deep inside i'm not the one for them... but i haven't let them know that yet...

i'm not the one for them because i'm in love with someone else...

and the reason i don't let go of the one who i'm wrong for is because the one that's right for me hasn't confirmed that he's the one for me...

yeah... i know... i can see karma coming a mile away...

Simply the best video... EVER!!!!!!

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!!!!!!!!!

i'm glad i have you's guys...

I got this Commercial from her blog... She's great... An soooo beautiful!




this commercial is really what makes my life sooooo amazing...

no... not the commercial sillies...

the people i have in my life who understand me...

i have two great friends girl friends... Tisha & Yani... this commercials for you's!