hey guys... i'm going to the happiest place on earth for Christmas (Disney)... and it's gonna be a blast... cause my baby cousins are gonna be there... and they freakin rock... not to mention they further help me realize that i will continue to put a ring in my cooter (birth control)... i mean... i love kids... as long as i can give them back...
so lets get to it...
so... i went to visit my friend Weaver the other day... i've known his since high school... good lookin dude... pretty nice place... ok car... NO FUCKIN GAME!!!!
after chillin at Weaver's apt for a while... i had to go potty (#1... i can only take a shit at a dudes house after i've known them for two years... weird... i know...) i handle my biz... wash my hands... grab a paper towel and dry my hands... and then proceed to put the paper towel in the trash can... (now his trash can was damn near empty... mind you...) and what do i see... to my surprise... a big ole' magnum condom... i laugh and shake my head and walk out the bathroom...
i walk over to Weaver and say... "looks like somebody got lucky last night..." he looked at me confused... i then said... "there's a magnum condom in your trash can..." and you know what this nigga says... "ah... man, that's my cousins..." smh... this nigga lives in a one bedroom... one bathroom apt... really... i mean... i really could care less that you're fuckin someone else... i mean... as you all know... i have a team... and some of them have had the pleasure... if you know what i mean (i hate when i rhyme...) i was like "Boo it's cool... you're using rubbers... that's all that matters..." LMAO... he was like, "i'm serious... he (his cousin) did her on the floor!" i was like... "NIGGA DON'T INSULT MY SMARTNESS!!!"
like my man Riley says... game Recognize game
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"on the floor"...seriously?! At least it was a magnum and not the extra regular!
what tha...LAME, SQUARE, L7!!!!!
yay for fafi! and the new lay-out. i gotta catch up...on you know...the content...lol
that is funnnnyyy wow some of the stories that niggas come up with its crazy...one time my fiance..well when we just started talking i was in his room chilling we just had sex and everything he was doing his clothes and he had a pair of jeans and he shook them out and tell me why i was damn near blinded my a condom that flew out of his pocket in right in my left eye....so he tells me it aint his..he let somebody borrow his pants....wtf..it was fucking funny!!!
The layout tripped me out a bit cause I thought I went to the wrong place. I want to go!!!
And that Boondocks episode is a damn trip. "Game recognize game granddad, and you looking really unfamiliar right now..." hahahahaha
I so need for a new season to come on tv...
loooove the new layout.
and hahahahaha at him saying it was his cousin.
maybe so. lol.
but i mean... if you know he uses magnums... lol.
and lmao at you having a team. dang. get on my level, huh?
lmao.
hope all is well girlie.
wow must be lot of fun out their
oh wow. "game recognize game grandad!"
wtf? i hate when niggas lie for NOTHING. uhh that ain't mine. ugh i just got for real irritated. smh.
anyways love the new layout and the music as usual.
and i died when you said "put a ring in my cooter" youre so silly! but word of the wise be careful with those nuvarings my old roommate was on them and her daughter is going on two now. lmao
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