weekend... BORING!!!!!

well not totally... my weekend was chill... caught up on some sleep and laundry...

so friday... i went to Jaspers... one of my friends from middle school was having a little birthday party... i've stood him up for like the past two months... every time he'd be like "Tiff! I'm throwin a party!!!" i'd be like... "ah... i'll try to make it through..." and he and i both knew that was a damn lie... so when he told me about his b-day get together... i had to go... plus... it's right down the street from my house...

so i arrive at Jaspers... and i see a few of my middle school classmates... even my middle school crush... Brian... (singing... back in the day when i was young i'm not a kid anymore...) now back in the day... Brian was fine brotha... i mean FINE... every girl wanted to sit next to him on the school bus... including me... but Brian would never give me the time of day... he was even kinda mean to me at times... but any who... i hadn't seen Brian in about 11 or 12 years... and i can honestly say... that attractive young man i once knew... was now an aged... smoked out hasbeen... he looked terrible...

Brian walked over to the side of the bar i was sitting, and said... "Tiffany?" i smiled and said... "hi Brian..." i could tell by the look he gave me he was amazed at how a skinny flat chested pigeon toed girl could grow up to be an attractive woman with c cups and thick hips... him and i chopped it up for about 30 min with small talk... and then i told him i was about to leave... he was like... "well... can i walk you to your car..." i hesitantly said..."ah... i guess..." he walks me to my car, and ask can we talk for a little while longer... i agree... he gets in my car and was like... "Tiffany... have you ever looked at someone and knew they were the one for you..." (hell yeah... Common... he's my baby's daddy...) i give him this weird look... and he then says... "Tiffany... I want you to be my wife one day..." WTF?!?!?!??!

i didn't do a good job at holding my laughter... he gave me his number and asked if i could call him tomorrow... i smile and told him it was good seeing him... and fuck as naw i'm not callin his crazy ass...

this nigga has to have lost his damn mind...



BTW... McDonalds... stop the niggerdom... stop it now... it's just one of the many reasons i don't eat yall fuckin food... turd burglars...