Thursday, December 11, 2008

tellum how you feel thursday...

*sidebar... went out on a date last night with nice look Ne-Yo.... food was cool... convo was great... and the weather wasn't to bad... i likes... not sure if he's my type just yet... but i do likes... i ran him off with my perfume... and it wasn't that he didn't like it... it was that he liked it to much... and though he might try to whip out big willie on me... but i don't do that on the first date... unless you're taking me to get sushi... LOL... no really... sushi or a $40 steak... i do have standards...*






  • Texas Ranger isn't to happy with me... he called me twice last night when i was out with Ne-Yo... but i don't answer phone calls when i'm out with someone else... don't care how much you mean to me... i'm just glad he didn't ask me what i was doing... cause i just might have told him...

  • people in my office are outbreak monkey's... and they look like this...

    take your sick ass HOME!!!! and stop coming over to my damn desk asking me what i'm eating for lunch... and do i have any medicine... no fucktard i don't!!!! i am not you pusha!!!!

  • if you are a booty call... and i forget to call you and wish you a happy birthday... why would you get upset... YOU'RE A FUCKIN BOOTY CALL!!!!! i don't care about your birthday... graduation... or you gettin a promotion at work... the only thing i care about is your penis... and making sure that it's clean and that it works... so no... i don't want to meet you at the bar for drinks... but i'll meet you at the hotel with condoms...
  • why people keep sayin... "you know... gas prices are gonna go back up..." SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!" why are you gonna jinx a good thing... you know what... if they do go back up... i'm slap you in the face with a dirty diaper... ass master..

that's all for now folks... i'll holla!

Nola*

6 comments:

Nellz said...

yoo NOLA you are fucking funny@@@ well we wanna hear more about this neyo personnnnn hehe... xoxo

anddd did i tag you? nt sure if i did but if i did not YOUR IT
go to my blog site now!

Felicia|DaLipstickBandit said...

lol...i NEEDED that laugh...you are too too much!

Anonymous said...

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!LOL!!

FUNNY SHIT!!!!!

And got my song playing!!!

Jervis said...

asss master,im forever using these words

Anonymous said...

I dont know why people keep talkin bout gas prices goin back up. That erks me too girl. I refuse to speak that abomination into existence lol!

Tha BossMack TopSoil said...

Tha sensitive Booty Call lol